Today I’m working in my office, listening to Ed Farmer call the White Sox game over the internet. Then Katie cries, so I decide to feed her in front of the TV with the MLB Extra Innings feed (today it’s out of Minnesota).

It’s always interesting to hear what other baseball people think of your team. Usually you get good insight on how your team’s players might be improving or on the decline.

But these Minnesota idiots – all they could do was latch on to one thing Ozzie Guillen said last August. He called the team pirhanas, because they’re vicious and always attacking. In my mind, a compliment. But to Minnesota fans (damn I hate all Minnie-soda fans), it was fuel for the fire. Signs everywhere today. Announcers on board. Even ten months later (it takes a while for things to catch on up dere).

I think Ozzie should stop feeding their frenzy (yeah right, good luck). But most of all, I think it’d be nice if the Sox actually started to play small ball like those pirhanas. I envy it.