Joke of the day:
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store and play music. The iBoob will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size.
This has been hailed as a major breakthrough as women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
(Thanks Finni)
SOX fans in Chicago print:
Katie and PJ
That’s right, start the clock on their 15 minutes of fame before they can REALLY enjoy it. Nice going, Dad!
Good to see you guys last night. Hope you had a better night last night than the one before.
Likewise, Matt. Always good to see you.
Stacey read up on a few night-time tricks and we tried ‘em out last night. They worked. So stoked.