I’m starting to hate you.

by Joe Doyle on September 24, 2008

You know who you are. You’re a tease.

In 2000, you brought me hope and let me down during my honeymoon. Sure, we danced on high a half decade later and painted the town black.

But now, you don’t even resemble a true spirit. You’re beaten and hurt and pathetic and old and lifeless.

I’m starting to hate you.

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{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

1 mike 09.25.08 at 6:19 am

this is the end … become a cub fan!

2 Jewy Matt 09.25.08 at 8:27 am

Wait…you want him to stop rooting for a loser to root for…a loser???

3 Joe Doyle 09.25.08 at 9:25 am

Hey Cow Balls -

Make some sense, will ya? If I rooted for the Cubs, I’d have to go through this shit all the time. This year for the blue pinstripers is some sort of misnomer that will end soon enough.

Well, not according to Tribune publishing:
http://tinyurl.com/5xmy85

“This Is The Year was more than a slogan. It was the story of the 2008 Cubs.” <<< That’s pathetic. They’re assuming they’ve already won, just like Cacciabondo who told me a month ago “nobody can beat us”.

F’ing Cubs fans.

4 mike 09.27.08 at 4:18 pm

i love the anger. and i love that the sux won’t even make the playoffs. nice season.

cubbies.

5 anonymous 09.27.08 at 6:42 pm

Seriously, that Mike guy is a real dick..wishing the SOX lose. Idiot.

Cubs won’t make the NLDS.

6 Jewy Matt 09.30.08 at 8:09 pm

I have a butt cheek cramp after these last two days. They’re squeezed tighter than a criminal on his first night in prison.

7 Joe Doyle 09.30.08 at 9:30 pm

Man, close games. But we’re in. You should bring that son of yours over for the Thursday afternoon game.

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