The former first daughter, that’s who.

Then a couple hours after her, a woman named Michelle. (ahem –
you’re not the only one she contacts).

OK, so the calls were recorded voices. But why are politicians exempt from “the list”? I don’t get it.
At least they got the voice of the house right.
Er, left.
Don’t forget the 4th is our big day, Texans (you vote twice that day). Just be sure to do it..
You guys are soooooo lucky.
I wish I could vote for Obama twice.
What am I saying, I live in Chicago. I CAN vote for him twice!
Sweet!
Early and often, the Chicago way!
Your caucus is showing…
Damn zipper.
Barack sends me emails!
Yeah, but did he rally in K-zoo?
No he wouldn’t because he wasn’t on the ballot here :(