When I wake up on Tuesdays, all I think about is hockey. I don’t shave, because hockey players don’t shave. I make sure my stinky gear is clean and I think about all the fun I’ll have tonight with my hockey friends – we taunt the hell out of each other.
Did you see the video of Richard Zednik’s neck being slashed by a skate? Not for the weak of heart. And even though I play on inline skates, this incident reminds me I want to order one of these. I currently use a half shield.
Check it out, I’m in the top ten for scoring this pre-season. Most penalty minutes, too (nothing to brag about).
