More than the SOX World Series victory in 2005. More than our softball championships (sorry Sluggers) and my big game hockey wins…more than anything, I so badly want the Bears to win the Super Bowl.
But the win will be bittersweet. In 2003 I made a deal with Aaron Bell that if the Bears went, we’d shave Auden (our all-orange boy cat) so all that was left is a big “C” on his side. I’m not looking forward to that, he’s a mean S.O.B.
Here, watch this. A friend sent it to me. Man am I getting excited.
I wonder what the Packers are doing these days?
Some Questions?
1.) You have said that before–is this for real?
2.) Do you think Auden will let you shave him?
3.) Auden loves you big time–do you think he will ever like you again?
4.) Don’t you think Gracie will feel left out?
5.) If you do it, can you tape it and put it on Youtube?
AUDEN IS SAFE. THERE WILL BE NO SHAVING. IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING TO COMMEMORATE THE SUPERBOWL YOU SHOULD PAINT THE CAT BLUE AND PUT NUMBER 18 0N HIM. LAST TIME DUH BEARS WERE IN MIAMI IT DIDNT WORK OUT SO GOOD, IT WONT THIS TIME EITHER. HAVE YOU KIDS CONSIDERED THE NAME PAYTON FOR THE MALE DOYLE CHILD. STRONG NAME. INDIE RULES,
CHEERS
YOUR FAVORITE UNCLE FRANK