June 2007

Dell announced plans to market Inspiron laptops in various colors.
Where did they get that idea?

2007:

1999:

And people wonder why Dell keeps laying off workers around Austin.

Joke of the day:
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store and play music. The iBoob will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size.

This has been hailed as a major breakthrough as women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
(Thanks Finni)

SOX fans in Chicago print:
Katie and PJ

From world champions in ‘05 to hanging out in the MLB cellar in ‘07. So many things have changed and the team will soon be pulled apart for another’s gain.

Who do we keep? Who do we trade? I want Buehrle as a lifelong SOX player, but he’s bait.

Whatev. Just sucks losing to the team with the longest championship drought in the history of any professional team in any sport.

I guess we’ll always have that - they’ll never make the world series (and yes, I’m taking bets).

Katie and PJ are five weeks old and (being born into a White Sox lineage) they are already smarter than all Cubs fans combined.

It’s true.

Sox fans just know baseball. Cubs fans know a big beer garden placed strategically close to the Pride Parade.

If you’re itching (ahem, grandparents), you can go here for new images of the kids. Be forewarned, there are some baby nudes. I kinda freaked some people out with surgery shots a couple rounds back…

Go SOX! Beat them cubbies! If you don’t, Dad’s gonna owe Cacciabondo a case of beer!